“Merry Christmas, John,” she said as she hugged me. “Thanks for starting the coffee.” It was a joking reminder that I used to forget to turn on the coffeemaker while I was cooking. I remembered after the first two years, but she still likes to rub it in.“I’ve learned my lesson, Mom,” I retorted as I kissed her cheek. “I know how grumpy you get when you don’t have your coffee.”“It’s a good thing it’s Christmas,” she laughed as she swatted my arm.“Yeah,” I deadpanned, “it means you get pancakes.”Mom grabbed two mugs and filled them up with hot coffee. As she headed out of the room, she asked how long I’d be.“I’m about halfway through,” I told her. “Probably another ten or fifteen minutes.”“Just yell when you’re ready,” Mom said as she walked away. “We’ll get our showers after breakfast and then open presents.”That was part of the trade: no more pre-dawn gift opening in our pajamas. I know some folks might be appalled at how we wait to open our gifts, but as Mom says, Christmas is all. “Your first time. Did you think about it?”“I was fourteen. She was twenty-three. She offered. How long do YOU think I thought about it?” I smirked.“A nanosecond, if that!” she laughed. “As I said, pure, not ignorant!”“My turn for a personal question,” I said.“Anything.”“Have you ever had a boyfriend? Kissed?”She smiled, “No to both. I’d be reticent to kiss anyone I wasn’t thinking seriously about being married to. It’s far too risky.”I chuckled, “Pure, not ignorant!”“Would you jump out of a plane without a parachute?”I laughed, “No. I’ve made about sixty skydives and on every single one of them I used a parachute!”“Wow! That’s cool! Well, kissing a guy seriously would be just as dangerous to my virtue as you jumping out of that plane without a parachute would be to your life.”I laughed hard. I couldn’t help it. All I could think about was Jesse and ‘kissing’.“What so funny?” she asked, taken aback.“Jesse is going to be six on Wednesday. A couple of years ago he figured out that.
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